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Conrad Rice

  • If That Horse... (1)

    “It’s a nice day, isn’t it, Orelos?” Aidan asked the centaur. He nodded, pawing at the grass with his hoof, tearing a long brown strip of dirt out of the ...

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The thing about plummeting downhill at fifty miles an hour on a snack platter - if you realize it's a bad idea when you're halfway down, it's too late.
— Rick Riordan, The Son of Neptune